Orcas Are Bastards
Don’t Let The Orcas Win
There have been rumblings of revolution in the deep.
Orcas, a species known for their inability to respect personal boundries and downright cruel nature have been targeting innocent great white sharks and removing their livers with what some experts have called “surgical precision previously capable only to species with a far more advanced intellect and opposable thumbs.”
These hienous and unprovoked Orca attacks have shown the species to be a danger to the carefully constructed hierarchy of the oceans and as such, a threat that must be nutralized. OABF understands that this coup d'état in the oceanic animal food chain can only spell disaster for the human race if we do not put a stop to it.
Orcas have MURDERED over FIVE people since the early 1900s. OABF considers that five souls too many lost to the bastards of the deep. With your help, OABF can set out to fight for humanity against this impending threat. Through the use of hurtful language, in-depth personal attacks, and mockery of their looks and insecurities, the Orcas Are Bastards Foundation will knock those bastards down a few pegs, one whale at a time.
Join the Fight Today, Tomorrow May Be Too Late.
Our Mission
The Orcas Are Bastards Foundation is an independent, nonprofit, global campaigning organization that uses non-violent, creative confrontation to expose oceanic environmental problems and their one specific cause.
The Foundation’s goal is to ensure the ability of Earth to nurture human life.
The Orcas Are Bastards Foundation stands for positive change through action to defend the human world and promote peace for mankind. We investigate, expose and confront environmental abuse by orcas and orca conspirators around the world. We champion environmentally responsible and socially just solutions, including scientific and technological innovation
Who We Are
The Orcas Are Bastards Foundation® (OABF®) was the first orca resistance society to be established in North America and is, today, one of the largest in the world.
Our organization was founded on the belief that orcas should not be entitled to kind and respectful treatment at the hands of humans and must not be protected under the law. Headquartered in Chicago, the OABF maintains a strong local presence, and with programs that extend our anti-orca mission across the country, we are recognized as a national animal welfare organization. We are a privately funded not-for-profit corporation, and are proud to boast more than 20 supporters across the country.
The OABF’s mission, as stated by founder Evan Schenkus in 2018, is “to provide effective means for the prevention of orcas throughout the United States.”
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