Orcas Are Bastards
Meet Our Board
The Orcas Are Bastards Foundation is only as successful as it’s staff members! From the OABF’s Marketing and Student Campaigns departments to the Foundation’s Operations and Information Technology departments, each team member plays a valuable role. Some have been involved in the movement since it began, and some just learned about the issues. Orcas Are Bastards Foundation staff come from all walks of life and are united by the desire to work to eliminate animal suffering at the fins of orcas. Meet just a few of the dedicated staff members at the Orcas Are Bastards Foundation below. Then, choose to make a difference in the world by joining the foundation!
Evan Schenkus
Evan Schenkus is the founder and head of the Orcas Are Bastards Foundation. An avid supporter of sharks, Schenkus has vowed to spend his days combating the orca menace that plagues the shark community. Each morning, Schenkus gets out of bed, faces the ocean, and shouts mean things at the water in an attempt to reduce morale among the orca population.
Mark Ruffalo
Mark Ruffalo has been a member of the OABF Board since the inception of the organization. He has more than 35 years of failed anger management classes under his belt that make him more than suitable for dealing with orcas. He is unrelated to actor Mark Ruffalo.
Janelle Verliebowicz
Janelle Verliebowicz is one of the globe’s foremost financial “experts.” Whatever she’s doing with the treasury is working, because the OABF is just rolling in it.
Danny Mumford
Danny Mumford is currently unaware of his position on the Board. The OABF has no plans to tell him at this time.
Kid Garbage
Kid devotes the majority of his time and energy to projects that make most people feel confused and disappointed. Kid acts as the face of the organization and was the sole representative during the OABF’s time exhibited in the DePaul Art Museum in Chicago, IL.
Rachael Hanover
Rachael Hanover is the top advisor to the OABF Board of Directors. Once called, “The greatest military strategist of her time”, Hanover has single-handedly deposed countless orca despots all over the world. The OABF is proud to have her as it continues it’s mission of ultimate orca defeat.
Antonio DeMarcus
As the Foundation’s Activities Organizer, Antonio DeMarcus is on the front lines of destroying orca pod morale and defeating orca-fueled uprising all over the world. In fact, it’s said that if the human race didn’t have Antonio DeMarcus watching it’s back, the orcas would have already won the war.
Fredrick Wilson
Fredrick Wilson acts as the Orcas Are Bastards Foundation’s public relations expert. He is very excited to be part of the team. No, you can’t talk to him, he’s busy.
Antonio DeMarcus
A different, unrelated Antonio DeMarcus is acting Vice President of Merchandising for the OABF. He took over the position after previous Vice President of Merchandising, Ryan Henderson, disappeared in a blinding flash of light in the conference room. Since taking over the position, OABF merchandise income has tripled and the Foundation has decided to stop using that conference room.
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