“Did you know you can just put whatever on a shirt? It turns out you can just do that.

Buy my shirts.”

— Evan Schenkus, Kid Garbage

“If you bind your own books, you can put whatever you want in libraries.

Also, buy my shirts.”

— Evan Schenkus, Kid Garbage

“Do you ever get really, really sad?”

— Evan Schenkus, Kid Garbage

“Buying my shirts can’t make anything worse.”

— Evan Schenkus, Kid Garbage

“My parents are nice people. They want you to buy my shirts.”

— Evan Schenkus, Kid Garbage

“One thing about my shirts is you should buy them.”

— Evan Schenkus, Kid Garbage