Orcas Are Bastards
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Member Activities
OABF members all over the world are fighting against orcas every day. Here, you can connect with other OABF members and share tips and tricks that can help swing the fight in our favor. Meet other activists, express ideas, and find new friends.
New Member Package
When you join the Orcas Are Bastards Foundation, you will receive a complementary New Member Informational and Promotional Package. Each package contains a photo of an orcas that has been relentlessly mocked, as well as an informational pamphlet, your official membership card, and stickers.
Secret Handshake
Once you become an official member of the Orcas Are Bastards Foundation, you will be asked to learn the secret handshake. Though this seems unusual for an environmental organization, we assure you it is necessary. The secret handshake is to ensure you’re not an undercover orca, as orcas do not have hands and cannot execute the shake properly.
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Every day, OABF members just like you are out in the world standing up to orcas. If you sign up for our newsletter, you can stay up to date with all the latest foundation activities and learn new tips and tricks to stick it to orcas yourself!