Our Response

The Orcas Are Bastards Foundation is determined to fight.

The science is clear. It doesn’t get much worse than orcas.

Unprecedented levels of underserved orca self-importance have created serious rifts in the harmony of the high seas. This global pandemic of orca arrogance has resulted in major self-esteem problems amongst the more worthwhile ocean dwelling creatures.

Orcas, a species known for their inability to respect personal boundaries and downright cruel nature have been targeting innocent Great Whites and removing their livers with what some experts have called “surgical precision previously capable only to species with a far more advanced intellect and opposable thumbs.” These heinous and unprovoked Orca attacks have shown the species to be a danger to the carefully constructed hierarchy of the oceans and as such, a threat that must be neutralized. If left unchecked, who could foresee the possible consequences? The Orcas Are Bastards Foundation.

The OABF understands that this coup d'état in the oceanic animal food chain can only spell disaster for the human race if we do not put a stop to it. Orcas have MURDERED over FIVE people since the early 1900s. OABF considers that five souls too many lost to the bastards of the deep. With your help, OABF can set out to fight for humanity against this impending threat. Through the use of hurtful language, in-depth personal attacks, and mockery of their looks and insecurities, the Orcas Are Bastards Foundation will knock those bastards down a few pegs, one whale at a time.